Friday, December 01, 2006

The Yellow Bag!


If there is one good thing about France, besides their continued refusal of increasing their workweek despite insistence of worldwide corporate capitalist forces, it's a long tradition of bicycle racing. Sure, French-threaded bottom brackets have died off, much to the dismay of many a proud Viscount or Motobecane owner, but the Le Tour lives on.

The Yellow Bag was created by Jason Stukel in anticipation of his leaving the courier profession as a continuing prize that is given to the top local courier in the most recent Minneapolis alleycat race. After receiving the Bag, the winner gets to add their name to the growing list of champions on the inside front panel.

The Bag embodies all the ideals of a good messenger- just large enough to carry a small envelope (if you take out your patch kit, if you carry one) and not too proud to turn down large packages. No, wait, that's not quite right- how about functional, efficient and stylish? A lot nicer to pass around than that stinky, old, yellow jersey we used to have.

Minneapolis Alleycat Champions


1.30.99Jason StukelStupor Bowl II
5.21.99TIM GELLERMAN
6.25.99Amber Ella Elandt
7.9.99WHEELS
8.15.99WHEELS
9.22.99Amber Ella Elandtticket to HPR
10.8.99MARTIN
12.03.99WHEELS"Ides"
1.07.2GBrad Emery
1.29.2GShane MathewsStupor Bowl III
3-08-00MARTIN LICIOUS
3.24.2000SVEN!
4.6.2000MARK-O
4.21.2G'sB-rad
5.5.2GWHITEBREAD
5.31.2GSHANE M.
6.9.2GSeng
7.28.00Whitebread
11.4.00SAM KUNKEL
12.15.2000B*RAD
1.27.2001JAY GROPENSTUPOR BOWL 4
3.9.2001Mark-oBuried Bikes Alleycat
4.13.2001Christian
4.27.2001Gene-OArt Show opening
6.9.2001B-radSt. Paul Crackdog
6.22.2001JoeCrackdog Stage 2
01.08.03SengMilwaukee Crackdog Time Trial
8.17.2001SamCrackdog Stage 4
11.03.2001TonyHalloween Fundraiser
12.21.2001JAY GROPENSt. Ides
2.2.2002JAY GROPENSTUPOR BOWL V
12.13.2002MartinSt. Ides
1.26.2003JAY GROPENSTUPOR BOWL VI
2.2.2004Matt AllenSTUPOR BOWL VII

Super Rookie
Murder Cat

MattAllen
BBQ Cat
2.5.2005Spencer!STUPOR BOWL VIII
9.22.2005SpencerMean Streets.
10.15.2005Caitlin / Matt AllenMessenger Homecoming

there were more...like:
photo cat
matt cat
otter cat
bunny cat
pizza cat
but that's for later.